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"Something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time." The survey did not say (but a contestant did): "___" 126
"What did you try to do after the caution flag came out?" [The Doors, 1967] 85
Griffey Jr. who is virtually certain to join the "600 club" this year 79
"The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer" speaker 73
Spinal Tap song with the lyric "I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day" 90
Korean heartthrob with the singles "I'm Coming" and "Inside of You" 91
Fictional board game that warns "Do not begin unless you intend to finish" 84
TV character who said "Him a beauty. Like mountain with snow - silver-white" 86
"We ___ song of sorrow..." (lyric from Saves the Day's "What Went Wrong") 97
State for Snowflake, a town founded by Mormon pioneers E. Snow and W.J. Flake 77
Add vertical line 15 (word 1) and vertical line 1 (word 3) and enter the answer to the resulting clue on this line 114
Like the upcoming elections, and a hint to the four longest Across answers 74
"Les Demoiselles des bords de la Seine (___)" (Gustave Courbet painting) 82
Key in an Alicia Keys album title (though only one of its songs is in it) 73
"Captain ___ and the Underwater City" (1969 Chuck Connors film) 73
Seurat's "Un dimanche ___-midi à l'ÃŽle de la Grande Jatte" 82
"Any man who wants to be president is either an ___ or crazy": Dwight Eisenhower 90
"___ Final Broadcast" (Broadway song sung by Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin) 87
Jurassic genus whose name means, literally, "different lizard" 72
Speaker of the film line "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it" 103
“Cupid is a knavish ___”: “A Midsummer NightÂ’s Dream” 73
One who follows tornados (or a hint to the opener in four horizontal answers) 77
Just making things up, or a synonym for a three-word phrase describing this puzzle's theme entries 102
Sedgwick, subject of the Velvet Underground's "Femme Fatale" 74
"Then Moe says, 'Hey kid, you wanna type this up for us?' And I say, '___! I mean, just kidding!' ..." 128
Word that becomes its own synonym if the last letter is moved to the front 74
French mathematician Henri whose conjecture was one of the great unsolved problems (until it was cracked in 2003) 113
"Like ___ train up your spine" (Pink Floyd, "Cymbaline") 76
"I will always wear black; even when I enjoy a concert I will never do more than sway disaffectedly," etc. 116
Word with ''black,'' ''red'' or ''pink'' 88
"This is a reminder to also send the email to the head of Big Blue" 77
"___ petit placidam sub libertate quietem" (motto of the Bay State) 77
What Crystal Harris became famous for doing in 2011, and a hint to the theme 76
What's revealed by connecting the special squares in this puzzle in order 77
Word repeated in Shelley's line "___ happiness, ___ majesty, ___ fame" 84
Video game state where your character does a lot of spitting and grazing? 73
Sci-fi character ranked #20 on Bravo's list of Ultimate Supervillains 73
Nickname for hockey legend Phil that's one letter away from a network that might use it 91
"At the gym I usually toss up ___ ball -- it's my specialty -- just before I leave" 97
Disparaging name for someone who wears glasses (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) 86
"Elf shot the ___!" (classic line from the video game "Gauntlet") 85
"___ You Are (Songs from an Old Blue Chair)" (2005 #1 album by Kenny Chesney) 87
It has counties named Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Jackson, Van Buren, and Harrison 101
1958 #1 song with the lyric "Let's fly way up to the clouds" 74
Sci-fi character who asks "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 87
Performance Artist who planted her "Wish Tree" in Peggy Guggenheim's Venice museum 96
63-year-old Vera reportedly dating 27-year-old skating gold medalist Evan Lysacek 81
"Regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it" source 80
Prefix with ''political'' or ''logical'' 72
Martha's portrayer on Broadway in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" 85
Start of a quote by Lord Jeffery, 18th-century literary critic and judge 72
Parlor game, and word that can follow the last word of the answers to asterisked clues 86
Novel whose four parts are titled "The Plaintiff," "The Defendants," "Brief to Counsel," and "The Trial" 144
Bodies making their closest approach in more than 50,000 years on August 27, 2003 81
''Sometimes you feel like ___, sometimes you don't'' 72
2009 film for which Sandra Bullock won a Razzie for playing a crossword puzzle writer 85
Subject of the Rolling Stones' "Mother's Little Helper" 73
"What's the fate of the crew?" (highly literal TV title #4) 73
He played President Russell P. Kramer in "My Fellow Americans" 72
Like a "Better active today than radioactive tomorrow" sentiment 74
"Oh, Lord, stuck in ___ again" (Creedence Clearwater Revival lament) 78
Common name for focal dystonia, characterized by the loss of fine motor skills 78
Philanthropist Henry who founded many affordable housing developments in NYC 76
Upstate NY city that calls itself the "Lake Trout Capital of the World" 81
"When I am dead and gone, remember to ___ me ...": "Henry VI, Part I" 89
Talk show host on the current season of "The Celebrity Apprentice" 76
“The surgery departmentÂ’s budget may have to be slashed,” Tom stated ___ 84
Michelangelo sculpture whose subject is in a pose suggesting drunkenness 72
Catcher Carlton __, who famously homered to win Game 6 of the 1975 World Series 79
Title of a crossword with theme answers like OVERHAND KNOT, BUTTERFLY EFFECT, and CRAWL SPACE 93
"If man makes himself ___ he must not complain when he is trodden on" (Immanuel Kant) 95
California-based semiconductor company founded in 1981 (hidden in FALSIFY) 74
Manned space mission that gets carried out in the 1984 movie "2010" 77
World leader who was the first living person awarded honorary Canadian citizenship 82
Seesaw (and the longest common word that uses just the top typewriter row) 74
"Simpsons" character who debuted in the episode "The Telltale Head" 87
Clothing impresario who bought Barry Bonds' record-breaking home run ball 77
Moon that the second Death Star orbited in "Return of the Jedi" 73
Southern Florida "trail" that's a portmanteau of the two cities it connects 89
The word, as suggested by the saying formed by the ends of this puzzle's four longest answers 97
"___ begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome" (Andre Gide) 95
Asimov called it "bad . . . but it is immortal for that one word" 75
Whom you might see in your rearview mirror if you ignore the above signs 72
Language in which "k" and "v" are the words for "to" and "in" 101
Film with the tagline "TV the way it was meant to be seen: in a movie theatre" 88
2003 film with the tag line "He's very naughty ... and not very nice" 83
___ Flanagan (American Vampire League spokeswoman on TV's "True Blood") 85
Czech-born celebrity who had a cameo in "The First Wives' Club" 77
Org. at the center of the 2007 memoir "At the Center of the Storm" 76
"The ___ Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families" 80
Old draft agcy. [AVXwords.com has the freshest weekly crosswords - sign up today] 81
Band whose "Only You" was featured in "Napoleon Dynamite" 77
1980s-'90s talent show, and what you need to do to find this puzzle's theme 83
"My Best ___" (Werner Herzog documentary about his relationship with Klaus Kinski) 92
Amazon tablet (Yeah, I probably should have included this as part of the theme, but I couldn't come up with a suitable answer.Sue me.) 138
Proof that a "Jersey Shore" character has an incontinence problem? 76
Urban areas (as hinted at by the circled letters in this puzzle's grid) 75
"The teacher found that ___ ___-a-longs helped her pupils remember their ABCs" 88
Team that staged the infamous Disco Demolition Night, which led to a forfeit 76
Illinois city where HAL from "2001" was purportedly programmed 72