Clues

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Impressionist whom Mel Blanc labeled "The Man of a Thousand Voices" 77
It was once advertised as "Your favorite drink in your favorite flavor" 81
Ingredient 1/8 cup of which is used in a bath at Pennsylvania's Hotel Hershey Spa 85
Image in the final scene of Michelangelo Antonioni's "L'Avventura" 84
It states "as a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1" 129
If one were to ___, one would learn that their address is 605 5th St., Seattle, WA 82
Its national anthem begins "Upwards on the horizon rose the Eastern Sun" 82
Interplanetary dictator in Scientology who we're not supposed to talk about 79
Idea that motivates getting bikini-clad babes to advertise motor vehicles 73
Island known for having "the wettest spot on Earth" (450+" of rain per year) 91
Item in Schrödinger's box (and in this puzzle) that exists in two different states simultaneously 104
It follows "Plastics" and "We'll always have Paris" on the AFI list of top 100 movie quotes 115
Inauguration Night protest activity for vandalizing foes of the new administration? 83
Its ingredients may include cocoa, confectioners' sugar, and vanillin 73
It's the end of the world!...if you sort the countries alphabetically 73
It's what Jack Benny says twice after being told, "Your money or your life!" 90
Its flag consists of a crimson St. Andrew's cross on a white background: Abbr. 82
IX ^ (I/II) ...is there a Roman numeral for one-half that I'm not aware of? 79
Illinois city where HAL from "2001" was purportedly programmed 72
It might include the adverbs "forthwith" and "heretofore" 77
In verse, "His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!" 73
Iconic AC/DC album with the song "You Shook Me All Night Long" 72
Institution at which this puzzleÂ’s honoree earned a Ph.D. in mathematics 76
Instrument heard prominently midway through the Mamas & the Papas' "California Dreamin'" 110
Indicted musician who said: "Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through" 108
It "sounds like a bunch of Italian chefs screaming risotto recipes at each other," according to Aristotle Onassis 123
In a "South Park" episode, what the entire cast of the remastered "The Empire Strikes Back" was replaced with 129
It once had a jingle with the line "One little can will keep you running free" 88
Item missing in this puzzle's theme that's absent as well in the fill and clues 87
Ingredient served with fries and brown gravy in the Canadian dish poutine 74
Intrepid [Editor's note: This clue appears in heavier type (without the asterisks) in the print version of the puzzle. AcrossLite can't handle that, so just imaging that it's written in darker type.] 211
In computer science, a characterization of every possible solution to a problem 79
Ibuprofen: "Line up arrows on cap and bottle. Push cap with thumbs"... 80
It was 2nd (behind New York City) on Travel and Leisure's list of America's Rudest Cities 97
It lost out to "Leonard Part 6" for the 1987 Razzie Award for Worst Picture 85
Invention a British parliamentarian claimed in 1903 would not lead to a decline in riding horses 96
If they're dropping by your house, don't stick your head out the window 79
Item on a safari guide's "least recommended activities" list? 75
It's easy to do if you're hungry, hard if it's late and the shops have closed 89
Informal chat, and based on the starts of the starred answers, this puzzle's title 86
If one were to ___, one would discover that they have 8 million articles in 253 languages 89
Indie rock band whose "The Suburbs" was the Grammys' 2010 Album of the Year 89
In his first speech, Iggy quoted a computer-monitor tech manual to establish the ... 84
Impetuously ... or what can go on each part of the answer to each starred clue? 79
It answers the question "Do you know how fast you were going?" 72
Iggy reported on the delayed start at the billiards tournament so he could yell "___!" 96
If one were to ___, one would see a bunch of social networking parody videos 77
It's crafted in prison movies to fool guards into thinking a prisoner's in bed, when he's actually escaped 118
In normal seasons, only month when the NBA, MLB, NHL and NFL all have scheduled games 85
It "delights by affording a shadow of the pleasure which exists in pain," according to Shelley 104
It has "all the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects," according to Aldous Huxley 116
It can be heard in Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Lucky Man" 73
International Association for the Development of ___ (organization that oversees the sport of freediving) 105
Item that Dr. Seuss's Once-ler knitted from the silk tufts of Truffula trees 80
Indian leader whose 1947 inauguration speech was titled "A Tryst with Destiny" 88
Its ratification was one of the goals of the women's suffrage movement 74
It was "boil'd in broo'," in the ballad "Lord Randal" 81
Internet writing system that popularized "pwn3d" and "n00b" 79
Inventor whose name is spelled out by the horizontal lines of special characters in this puzzle 95
Instruments in the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood" and "Within You Without You" 97
Instantly ... or how this puzzle's other three longest answers came about? 78
It's "no longer current in natural colloquial speech," per the OED 80
It might say "What part of 'cookie' don't you understand?" 80
It may be charged by airport shuttle services if you're late from a flight 78
In poetry, when she passed, "it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music" 85
It has counties named Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Jackson, Van Buren, and Harrison 101
Inviting danger ... the end of which can precede each half of the answer to each asterisked clue 96
Irish-themed Vegas casino that features a tattoo parlor owned by Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil 99
Information superhighway whose abbreviation inspired this puzzle's theme 76
Intuitively reasonable but rarely actually used name for an online publication 78
In modern lingo, an urban male who devotes much time to his appearance and lifestyle 84
It's listed as "(annoyed grunt)" in "The Simpsons" scripts 82
If one were to ___, one would get articles about crazy online personal ads 74
It's found in dairy products, poultry, fish, lean meats, nuts, and eggs 75
Inventor and oft-cited eponym for a phrase meaning "the genuine article" 82
Its D.C. building has the Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. quote "Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society" 115
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Northwestern, Ohio State, Penn State, Purdue and Wisconsin 120
Its motto is "Cor prudentis possidebit scientiam" ("The wise heart seeks knowledge") 104
It doesn't convey ferocious fuel-burning action, action, action! when it's regular-sized 96
Indonesian island separated from the Malay Peninsula by the Strait of Malacca 77
It's depicted by a cello melody in "The Carnival of the Animals" 78
It lost out to "Spirited Away" for Best Animated Feature of 2002 74
It facetiously calls its regular writers "the usual gang of idiots" 77
Infamous 1983 Royals/Yankees contest where a George Brett home run was nullified 80
It "is easy, and has infinite forms," according to Blaise Pascal 74
It may be given to a turkey before roasting, or a person during a massage 73
It publishes an annual "20 Dumbest People, Events and Things" list 76
Illustrator of "Paradise Lost" and "The Divine Comedy" 74
Internet news source that was the first to break the Clinton/Lewinsky story 75
I'm fining you 2000 Flushes after passing the supermarket; in the future, please follow the ___. 100
It comes from the Japanese words for "slice" and "broil" 76
It's the end of the world!...or, the country home to Ushuaia, the southernmost city in the world 100
In the first line of a novel, he wrote, "and the clocks were striking 13" 83
It's the end of The World!...or at least it's seen in the bottom corner of the tarot card The World 107
Item deemed by a hi-tech company president in 1977 to be unreasonable for home use 82
Its second-ever video was for Pat Benatar's "You Better Run" 74
Item for Gil Grissom's team--one begins the answer to each starred clue 75
Iggy reviewed the autobiography of a hide-and-seek champion so he could yell "___!" 93
It features John Trumbull's painting "The Signing of the Declaration of Independence" 99
It stands for "Committee for State Security" after translation 72