Random Crossword-Puzzle

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Man refuses to supply photo on Internet dating service; ref cites him for ... 77
Monogram of a one-time New York governor who became Gerald Ford's vice president 84
Matriarch of the Patterson family in the comic strip "For Better or for Worse" 88
Malcolm's maternal grandmother on "Malcolm in the Middle" (played by Cloris Leachman) 99
Molecule key for studying evolutionary relationships between species: Abbr. 75
My wife's third most-hated band (behind Big Country and Phil Collins solo) 78
Magazine whose debut issue featured a cover photo of Cindy Crawford dressed as Washington 89
Musical featuring the song "Hernando's Hideaway," with "The" 84
Metaphorical talk show area of which each of the theme entries steers clear 75
Madison who said "You don't have to cook. I have enough potato chips to last me a year" 101
Mika Brzezinski's dad who was Carter's national security advisor 72
Movie villain who said "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." 91
Mixed martial arts co. that recently aired its first event on national television 81
Massachusetts town on Lake Chargoggagogg-manchauggagogg-chaubunagungamaugg 74
Museum featuring the works mentioned above, which opened on October 21, 1959 76
Movie good guys responsible for the circled squares in eight long puzzle answers 80
Movie robot whose voice was made with an ARP 2600 analog synthesizer, familiarly 80
Murderer in P.D.Q. Bach's spoof opera "A Little Nightmare Music" 78
My favorite cheap beer, for short (just sayin', if you're buying) 73
Maker of a dish Patton Oswalt called a "failure pile in a sadness bowl" 81
Model train company that REFUSES to face accusations that their faulty tracks endanger millions of imaginary tiny conductors? 125
Massachusetts city where Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote "The Scarlet Letter" 81
Mad scientist's sadistic exclamation upon attacking the Empire State? 73
Meat that everyone thinks is rotten but then it turns out to be some of the best barbecue ever? 95
Medical procedure done while reading "The Outcasts of Poker Flat?" 76
Material my stepfather's old Ford Pinto was made of, or so it seemed to me 78
Minimum number of times each letter of the alphabet appears in this puzzle's solution 89
Manson follower and would-be Ford assassin Lynette "Squeaky" ___ 74
Modern dance music that supposedly mixes two genres that I'd be hard-pressed to differentiate, myself 105
Movie with the first female winner of the Oscar for Best Director, with "The" 87
MATURE, FUN-LOVING man, smoker, music lover. Come share a palatial home ... 75
Mexican singer Downs who performed on the Oscar-winning "Frida" soundtrack 84
March figure ... or, when split into three parts, a title for this puzzle 73
Mad cow disease or, if you prefer a less off-putting clue, Indian trading org. 78
Monkees hit composed by Neil Diamond which was later covered by Smash Mouth 75
Mo. with very few holidays, though looks like it's got National Ice Cream Sandwich Day 90
Michael C. ___ (flatware company that provides prizes for many game shows) 74
Magazine with an annual list of the 500 fastest-growing private companies 73
Movie with the opening line "I admire your courage, Miss ...?" 72
Most of "The Taming of the Shrew" characters, geographically speaking 79
Mathematician who proved the impossibility of solving the quintic equation 74
Magazine that dropped "Reader" from its name and then put it back a few years later 93
Mathematician and philosopher who coined the phrase "the best of all possible worlds" 95
Mariah Carey "You'll finally see the truth. That ___ lies in you" 79
Mystery Person once composed a piano piece that, to be performed correctly, required the ... 92
Malia's command to the family dog when it's time to return to Pennsylvania Avenue? 90
Miniseries whose final episode was the 3rd-most-watched show in U.S. history 76
Magical beings who deliver orgasms via neckwear-based autoerotic asphyxiation? 78
Magazine that "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" author Jean-Dominique Bauby was the editor of 105
Morricone who scored "The Thing" and "A Fistful of Dollars" 79
Mark who bought a majority stake in the Dallas Mavericks from Ross Perot's son 82
Milibtary unit on leavbe this weekend and damnasure gonna take 'vantage of it? 82
MMA fighter John (don't know if he's related to baseball player Mel) 76
Miss ___ ("Pee-Wee's Playhouse" character returning to the show's 2010 stage version) 103
Memo about museum staff putting mistletoe around Frans's "Laughing Cavalier"? 91
Movie with the refrain "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" 78
Master P's son who used to have "Lil'" in front of his name 77
Musical in which Madonna set a Guinness World Record for "Most costume changes in a film" 99
Money from a shark scattered in order in seven of this puzzle's answers 75
Metaphorical political term for a system with no purpose other than to sustain itself 85
Michele whose Twitter describes her as a "Streisand Worshiper" 72
Member of the 2007 Women's N.C.A.A. champion basketball team, for short 75
Mean-sounding Elvis Costello solo album on NPR's Best Music of 2002 list 76
Monthly release [the American Values Club xword is at avxwords.com - subscribe now] 83
Model who co-wrote the children's book "What Are You Hungry For?" 79
Mockingjay holding an arrow in a circle for "The Hunger Games," e.g. 78
Mark ___-Baker (actor who played Larry Appleton on "Perfect Strangers") 81
Mnemonic that figures into each theme entry's "color shift" (from top to bottom) 94
Michelle ranked #1 on Rotten Tomatoes' "25 Best Action Heroines of All Time" 90
Mideast city that is the capital of the world in H. G. Wells's "The Shape of Things to Come" 106
Mathematician who was the subject of "The Man Who Loved Only Numbers" 79
Miami Dolphins Hall of Famer who co-hosted "American Gladiators" 74
Mariano Rivera has had only one in his career (not surprisingly, he struck out) 79
Mountaintop castle in "A Game of Thrones," with "the" 73
Magazine that runs a spread for every winner of "Project Runway" 74
Most-distributed publication in the world, with over twice as many copies as The Bible 86
Michelangelo sculpture whose subject is in a pose suggesting drunkenness 72
MRS. HAtty-Cyphert you will amaze at your w*ste line goes invisible vvith these rev/olutionary ___ 98
Maker of V8 juice, whose eight original ingredients are the theme of this puzzle 80
Music releases like "We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes," and "Narrow Stairs," to fans 114
Mississippi petulantly observes it in tandem with Robert E. Lee's birth 75
Mathematician Pierre whose "last theorem" took 358 years to prove 75
Morrissey video compilation that translates to "Listen, Steven" 73
Mock rock band with the albums "Smell The Glove" and "Shark Sandwich" 89
Mixed drink #1: A friar's riding sport (vodka, cranberry juice, triple sec, and lime) 89
Mathematician who introduced the symbol e for the base of natural logarithms 76
Minced oath coined by Norman Mailer in "The Naked and the Dead" 73
Model namechecked along with Linda and Christy in RuPaul's "Supermodel" 85
Modern-day monarch who addresses her nation on Christmas annually, for short 76
Making out ... or a hint to this puzzle's four hidden articles of clothing 78
Metaphorical philosophical conflict used as an album title by The Police, literally 83
M&M's that were removed from 1976 to 1987 out of a health concern for a coloring dye 92
Missed Connection: You gallantly lent me your umbrella during a downpour, then disappeared - my ___! 100
Movie mogul whom Forbes magazine once named the highest-paid man in entertainment 81
Mascot to improve the image of mining, or a household chemical company's expansion into energy? 99
Movie in which the title character says "The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets" 92
Movie that was shot in "3-B" -- "three beers and it looks good" 83
Musical work in four parts, with its first part opening the Met's 2010-11 season 84
Movie ticket site named after a dance, because why do things need to have anything to do with each other 104
Magician, and word whose ten letters make up every answer in this puzzle 72