Clues

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NBA military appreciation initiative, and a hint to this puzzle's theme 75
Newman who is running against Jerry Costello for Illinois' 12th congressal district 87
narstar69: omfg u guys / houstongrco: d00d wtf / narstar69: thatz 1 small step lol 84
Name in Keats's "On First Looking Into Chapman's Homer" 73
Nightly battle between a spouse who wants to read and one who doesn't? 74
Nabisco cookies ... and what you might cry upon solving this puzzle's three other longest answers? 102
Notable quote from the same movie as "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates" 99
Nuke deliverer [The AV xword goes subscription only soon! Sign up at avxwords.com] 82
New Jersey rocker featured in the 12/12/12 Hurricane Sandy relief concert 73
Nancy who's slated to replace Mary Hart on "Entertainment Tonight" 80
Number that "Sesame Street" was not "brought to you by" for many years 90
New Jersey area code, in ancient Rome (oh, did you want to do Roman numeral math? That's what I thought) 108
N.L. outfielder who won a Gold Glove in 1970 along with Clemente and Rose 73
NFL star Michael who was the basis for the movie "The Blind Side" 75
Nickname for a longtime Dartmouth humor periodical named for a Halloween symbol 79
New slogan for a Texas city trying to spread the word about its cheap ammunition? 81
Novel that ends "By noon, the island had gone down in the horizon; and all before us was the wide Pacific" 116
Nearly circular shape used as the floor plan for most Bahá'i temples 75
News Corporation-owned Web site that's one of the 10 most visited sites in the world 88
Nintendo product on many "worst game controllers of all time" lists 77
Negating conjunction [LAST WEEK: The hidden products were: Levi's, Glade, Total, Aleve, Comet, Crest, Advil, Lysol, Certs, Nestea and Cialis.] 148
N.B.A. star who was on the cover of Sports Illustrated while still in high school 81
Number of tiles per Scrabble set for the letter at the end of the answer to each starred clue 93
Nirvana song beginning "I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends" 87
Name Jerry accidentally calls a girlfriend whose name rhymes with part of the female anatomy, on "Seinfeld" 117
Newcaster who said "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" 98
Name for London's subway system and an outdated slang term for television 77
New wave classic that begins "Talking away / I don't know what I'm to say" 92
Neil Diamond song with the lyrics "I used to call your name / when no one else would come" 100
National Leaguer who was ranked first, second, or third in walks every year from 1929 to 1944 93
Novel that ends "Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody" 104
Name on "Sons of Anarchy" and "The Andy Griffith Show" 74
Name for a storm in which romaine lettuce, Parmesan, and croutons fall from the sky? 84
Network advertising "the greatest motion pictures of all time" 72
Noted Seuss protagonist with an upcoming birthday, and a hint to a two-part puzzle that begins this week (1) 108
Number in the Cookie Monster song "They Not Take That Away From Me" 77
Novel with the subtitle "A Story of London Under the Hohenzollerns" 77
Nickname of Pink Floyd musician Barrett after he became a financial watchdog 76
New slogan for a California city trying to advertise its wild playground basketball games? 90
Nickname popularized by a New York Morning Telegraph sportswriter in the 1920s, with "the" 100
Non-fiction bestseller that was fact-checked by Associated Press five days before it was released 97
Nickname for the lead singer of Aerosmith, who keeps spilling glittery paint on himself? 88
NFL quarterback whose signature move is kissing his flexed bicep after scoring a touchdown 90
Number two on Forbes's 2011 list of The World's Most Powerful Celebrities 81
Number of times this puzzle's theme word appears diagonally in the grid (to complete the puzzle, shade those words plus the Down answers that begin where they meet) 168
Network where "The Newlywed Game" will feature its first gay couple in 2009 85
Number of Belgian beers you plan on drinking (as screamed in "A Futbol Named Desire")? 96
Nora who asked her husband "Why don't you write books people can read?" 85
Norwegian king who ... oh, as if you know anything about Norwegian kings 72
Newly-introduced element that alters the situation in a significant way, in modern lingo 88
Nirvana "Sit and drink pennyroyal __" © 2010 Todd Santos Written By: Todd Santos 172
Neologism for the superfluous diacritical marks seen in the names of many heavy bands, also called "röck döts" 126
Name for the tech support counter in many Apple stores, which is probably something of an overstatement 103
Noises you're guaranteed to hear after opting out of the naked body scanner machines? 89
Nanobot's hypothetical ability, and the process that's overtaken this puzzle's theme answers 104
Novelist who wrote the screenplay for "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral" 77
New York mayor incorporates witticism; it sends opponents to the floor (2, 5) 77
Number of times the letter 'U' appears in each of this puzzle's eight longest answers 97
Ntozake Shange play "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is ___" 101
New York stadium that was the site of the first professional outdoor basketball game 84
Novel that begins "Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again" 75
Number of unique lineups U2 has had, as well as the name of a single from "Achtung Baby" 98
Narcissists' interests (one of which can be found in each of the puzzle's longest answers) 98
Nickname of the university that was the site of a 1962 desegregation drama 74
N.B.A. first name that's Arabic for "noble" or "exalted" 80
Novelist Elinor who coined the "It girl" nickname for Clara Bow 73
New Hampshire home to midnight voting that traditionally gives the first results in presidential elections 106
Name on the label of the world's most popular soft drink, until the year 1009 81
NTSC alternati...oh wait, no one else cares about analog television protocols and their effect on the framerates of classic video games. Let's just go with [Bud] for this clue 179
Newsstand buy, for short—one begins each of the four longest puzzle answers (and also ends the last one) 108
Nile Rodgers band I can't believe aren't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet 86
Novel that begins "When Danny came home from the army he learned that he was an heir and an owner of property" 120
Native American group (and source of a Washington city that differs by one letter) 82
Nickname for a team from Miami, and an aural hint to the theme of this puzzle 77
New Jersey borough where Edison built the first electric lighting system 72
Name that might elicit giggles if used in the song "The Name Game" 76
Novello who played the title role in Hitchcock's "The Lodger" 75
Next words spoken by the same character after "The play's the thing / Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king" 134
New age artist who has supposedly sold more records than Nirvana and the Spice Girls, although I can't name one of her songs 128
Noted box opener (that, curiously, will tell you what to put in six of this puzzle's boxes when read with the enumeration 1 3/2 1) 134
Nickname of the author of the children's book "Hit a Grand Slam!" 79
Nickname for infielder Ernie Banks, who stayed with one team for eighteen years 79
Nebraska town made famous as the home office of Letterman's Top Ten List 76
Name of the first level of Special World in "Super Mario World" for the SNES, right before "Tubular" and "Way Cool" (how '90s is that?) 169
North Africans disputed in a "Seinfeld" Trivial Pursuit question 74
New 13th zodiac sign that would cause all these changes (if astrologers took it seriously) 90
Name that becomes another name when an F is added to the front and an X to the end 82
Newsman who famously defined news as "something somebody doesn't want printed" 92
New slogan for a North Carolina city trying to draw in visitors for tours of its old distilleries? 98
Next to his Princeton yearbook picture it says he "intends to go to law school and eventually to warm a seat on the Supreme Court" 140
Nellie's portrayer in the version of "South Pacific" aired by PBS 79
Nickname of the man (born 2/12/1809) who gave the address at 18A, issued the 28A/45A, was the first elected president of the 60A Party, and whose name can be found in this puzzle's main diagonal 198
Network seen in "The Soup" segment "Tales From Home Shopping" 81
Name for a catastrophic (but fairly slow-moving and oh-so-sweet) 1919 flood in the capital of Massachusetts 107
Number for soccer legend Andriy Shevchenko--at least, when he played for an Italian club 88
New Hampshire town whose Daily Sun was the first newspaper to publish sudoku in English 87
Natural talent[For the explanation of last week's theme, see the last Down clue] 84
NFLer Harris, known for his 1972 game-winning "Immaculate Reception" 78
Novel that opens "There was no possibility of taking a walk that day" 79
Nickname for Nantucket, because of its frequent fog, with "the" 73